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Power Rankings

Top 10's

Power ranking any random list—then arguing about it—is an unfortunately favorite activity of mine. Ask anyone in the Gang[s]. That might sounds sarcastic, but it’s incredibly true. Some of them may not have a full 10, and some may go over. Again, loose rules here on this page.

Check out a few of the lists, and I guess tweet me if you don’t agree?

  • Hot Sauces

    1. Tobasco
    2. El Yucateco
    3. Cholula
    4. Valentina
    5. Frank's Red Hot
    6. Louisiana
    7. Huy Fong Sriracha
    8. Taco Bell
    9. Crystal
    10. Tapatio

  • Star Wars Movies

    1. The Rise of Skywalker
    2. Attack of the Clones
    3. Return of the Jedi
    4. The Last Jedi
    5. Revenge of the Sith
    6. A New Hope
    7. A Phantom Menace
    8. The Force Awakens
    9. The Empire Strikes Back

  • Grand Rapids Brewery

    1. Grand Rapids Brewing
    2. Perrin Brewing
    3. Harmony Brewing
    4. Mitten Brewing
    5. Founders Brewing
    6. Brewery Vivant
    7. Broad Leaf Beer
    8. Archival Brewing
    9. City Built Brewing
    10. Speciation Artisan Ales

  • Planets in the Solar System

    1. Mercury
    2. Mars
    3. Saturn
    4. Uranus
    5. Venus
    6. Jupiter
    7. Neptune
    8. Earth

  • Jimmy Buffet Songs

    1. What If the Hokey Pokey Is All It Really Is About?
    2. If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
    3. He Went to Paris
    4. One Particular Harbor
    5. Bob Robert's Society Band
    6. The Weather is Here, I Wish You Were Beautiful
    7. Lone Palm
    8. Last Mango in Paris
    9. Come Monday
    10. Fruitcakes

  • Sandwich Shops

    1. Subway
    2. Firehouse Subs
    3. Panera Bread
    4. Blimpie
    5. Quizzno's
    6. Jimmy John's
    7. Jersey Mike's

  • Beatles’ Songs

    1. In My Life
    2. Across The Universe
    3. Come Together
    4. Get Back
    5. Don't Let Me Down
    6. All My Loving
    7. I've Got A Feeling
    8. Something
    9. Tomorrow Never Knows
    10. Yer Blues

  • Fast Food Restaurants

    1. Subway
    2. KFC
    3. Culvers
    4. Hardee's/Carl's Jr
    5. Burger King
    6. McDonald's
    7. Sonic
    8. Taco Bell
    9. Wendy's
    10. Arby's

  • Seinfeld Seasons

    1. Season 1
    2. Season 4
    3. Season 2
    4. Season 7
    5. Season 9
    6. Season 6
    7. Season 8
    8. Season 3
    9. Season 5

  • International Cities

    1. Budapest, Hungary 🇭🇺
    2. Belfast, Northern Ireland 🇬🇧
    3. Osaka, Japan 🇯🇵
    4. Reykjavík, Iceland 🇮🇸
    5. Antwerp, Belgium 🇧🇪
    6. Lisbon, Portugal 🇵🇹
    7. Galway, Ireland 🇮🇪
    8. Edinburgh, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
    9. Tokyo, Japan 🇯🇵
    10. Amsterdam, The Netherlands 🇳🇱

  • Fast Food Fries

    1. Steak ‘n’ Shake
    2. McDonald's
    3. Burger King
    4. Wendy's
    5. Arby’s Curly

  • Pizza Chains

    1. Papa Murphy's
    2. Marco's Pizza
    3. Little Caesars
    4. Pizza Hut
    5. Papa John's
    6. Domino's Pizza
    7. Hungry Howie's
    8. Jet's Pizza

  • Condiments (sauces)

    1. Ketchup
    2. Brown Sauce
    3. Barbecue Sauce
    4. Ranch
    5. Bleu Cheese
    6. Mayonnaise
    7. Mustard
    8. Hot Sauce

  • Salad Dressings

    1. French
    2. 1000 Island
    3. Honey Mustard
    4. Poppy Seed
    5. Bleu Cheese
    6. Ranch
    7. Italian
    8. Caesar
    9. Vinaigrette (all)

  • TV Shows (Comedy)

    1. Bob's Burgers
    2. Trailer Park Boys
    3. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
    4. Children's Hospital
    5. I Think You Should Leave
    6. Rick & Morty
    7. Seinfeld
    8. Arrested Development
    9. Community
    10. Futurama

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