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Top 10's

Power ranking any random list—then arguing about it—is an unfortunately favorite activity of mine. Ask anyone in the Gang[s]. That might sounds sarcastic, but it’s incredibly true. Some of them may not have a full 10, and some may go over. Again, loose rules here on this page.

Check out a few of the lists, and I guess tweet me if you don’t agree?

  • Condiments (sauces)

    1. Ketchup
    2. Brown Sauce
    3. Barbecue Sauce
    4. Ranch
    5. Bleu Cheese
    6. Mayonnaise
    7. Mustard
    8. Hot Sauce

  • TV Shows

    1. Bob's Burgers
    2. Trailer Park Boys
    3. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
    4. Children's Hospital
    5. I Think You Should Leave
    6. Rick & Morty
    7. Arrested Development
    8. Community
    9. Seinfeld
    10. Futurama

  • Sandwich Chains

    1. Subway
    2. Firehouse Subs
    3. Panera Bread
    4. Blimpie
    5. Quizzno's
    6. Jimmy John's
    7. Jersey Mike's

  • Fast Food Fries

    1. Steak ‘n’ Shake
    2. McDonald's
    3. Burger King
    4. Wendy's
    5. Arby’s Curly

  • Fast Food Restaurants

    1. Subway
    2. KFC
    3. Culvers
    4. Hardee's/Carl's Jr
    5. Burger King
    6. McDonald's
    7. Sonic
    8. Taco Bell
    9. Wendy's
    10. Arby's

  • Salad Dressings

    1. French
    2. 1000 Island
    3. Honey Mustard
    4. Poppy Seed
    5. Bleu Cheese
    6. Ranch
    7. Italian
    8. Caesar
    9. Vinaigrette (all)

  • Beatles’ Songs

    1. In My Life
    2. Across The Universe
    3. Come Together
    4. Get Back
    5. Don't Let Me Down
    6. All My Loving
    7. I've Got A Feeling
    8. Something
    9. Tomorrow Never Knows
    10. Yer Blues

  • Seinfeld Seasons

    1. Season 1
    2. Season 4
    3. Season 2
    4. Season 7
    5. Season 9
    6. Season 6
    7. Season 8
    8. Season 3
    9. Season 5

  • Pizza Chains

    1. Papa Murphy's
    2. Marco's Pizza
    3. Little Caesars
    4. Pizza Hut
    5. Papa John's
    6. Domino's Pizza
    7. Hungry Howie's
    8. Jet's Pizza

  • Planets in the Solar System

    1. Mercury
    2. Mars
    3. Saturn
    4. Uranus
    5. Venus
    6. Jupiter
    7. Neptune
    8. Earth

  • Hot Sauces

    1. Tobasco
    2. El Yucateco
    3. Cholula
    4. Valentina
    5. Frank's Red Hot
    6. Louisiana
    7. Huy Fong Sriracha
    8. Taco Bell
    9. Crystal
    10. Tapatio

  • Jimmy Buffet Songs

    1. What If the Hokey Pokey Is All It Really Is About?
    2. If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
    3. He Went to Paris
    4. One Particular Harbor
    5. Bob Robert's Society Band
    6. The Weather is Here, I Wish You Were Beautiful
    7. Lone Palm
    8. Last Mango in Paris
    9. Come Monday
    10. Fruitcakes

  • International Cities

    1. Budapest, Hungary 🇭🇺
    2. Belfast, Northern Ireland 🇬🇧
    3. Osaka, Japan 🇯🇵
    4. Reykjavík, Iceland 🇮🇸
    5. Antwerp, Belgium 🇧🇪
    6. Lisbon, Portugal 🇵🇹
    7. Galway, Ireland 🇮🇪
    8. Edinburgh, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
    9. Tokyo, Japan 🇯🇵
    10. Amsterdam, The Netherlands 🇳🇱

  • Star Wars Movies

    1. The Rise of Skywalker
    2. Attack of the Clones
    3. Return of the Jedi
    4. The Last Jedi
    5. Revenge of the Sith
    6. A New Hope
    7. A Phantom Menace
    8. The Force Awakens
    9. The Empire Strikes Back

  • Grand Rapids Brewery

    1. Grand Rapids Brewing
    2. Perrin Brewing
    3. Harmony Brewing
    4. Mitten Brewing
    5. Founders Brewing
    6. Brewery Vivant
    7. Broad Leaf Beer
    8. Archival Brewing
    9. City Built Brewing
    10. Speciation Artisan Ales

  • SNL Skits

    1. The Curse - Sexy Sax Man (Season 35, Jon Hamm)
    2. Karaoke (Season 37, Mick Jagger)
    3. You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown (Season 38, Martin Short)
    4. The Irish Home Makeover Show (Season 30, Liam Neeson)
    5. Black Jeopardy (Season 42, Tom Hanks)
    6. Career Day (Season 44, Adam Driver)
    7. Papyrus (Season 43, Ryan Gosling)
    8. Dunkin Donuts Ad (Season 42, Casey Affleck)
    9. Stand Up And Win (Season 17, Jerry Seinfeld)
    10. First Impression (Season 44, Jason Momoa)

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